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Ahoy.
.:CONTEST:.
So here at last is the contest for the summer! I know you all have been waiting for it! The contest is this. Get a photo of you mooning the camera in the wildest, most obscure location! That's right! MOONING! Word. Contest endes September 1st. You have all summer so there better be at least ONE entry!
The Shiznit.

02/01/03 - This lapse into the twisted, twisted mind of Foo Foo is first realized.
02/01/03 - Foo's first energy drink. Times five.
02/01/03 - The HAL Song is created/born/thusly brung into existence! Beauty is acheived on earth!!
02/05/2003 - Contest page up and running with first contest!
02/09/2003 - New page added, and The Chronicles of Mick Jagger are first exposed to the public
02/16/2003 - The Mick Jagger Chronicles are CONTINUED!!
02/17/2003 - The Mick Jagger Chronicles updated yet again
03/24/2003 - The Mick Jagger Chronicles are updated again, and a hansome picture of me is added.
03/12/2003 - Tribute page to the Mechanical Dolls added last night, and our first contest photo is recieved!
03/14/2003 - The contest is ended(a day early) and the winner is announced! Also there are some random updates. So go check them out!
03/19/2003 - New page added, enjoy.
03/26/2003 - Updated the quirky jerk page, and bought Devin's prize. Expect another update tomorrow on a review of how he likes it and a picture of it as well.
04/2/2003 - Site updated, but still crappy. Enjoy.
04/14/2003 - Spasmodically routine update by the lackluster half of Foo...
04/14/2003 - The horrible slander against the all powerful Savanna is fixed.
04/15/2003 - The horrible slander against the all powerful Valerie is added.
05/10/2003 - Winners of the contest FINALLY announced.
5/14/2003 - Foo hath indeed updated his own personal page. REJOICE LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF FOO!
05/26/2003 - Updated stuff... Eat meat... Unless you don't like it.


ALIGHT THE CHICKEN!!
Gwabbahabbadabbazoop
Wanna mess with Hal's love child? No. No I didn't think so. Sucka!



Sign Foo Foo's book of Foo, foo'!

View the book, asswad!

Foo disregards the poll now. Mary Kate and Ashley can lick a nad. And how.


Valerie as a baby.
She's completely straight. (Read, the dikey one). AKA The Hot One. That's right boys, she ain't available to youse kinds. Only the lovely ladies.
Mail me. Bastard.


"Ask not what you can do for your country, but your mom sucks."
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