The Mick Jagger Chronicles, As Told By Foo Foo

Here is Mick. Doesn't he look old?

Papa Smurf sure thinks so.

Mick Jagger tells Papa Smurf to go molest him self with a panda.

Mick offers a photo of the eager panda to Papa Smurf.

Just then, Cedric jumped out of the corner and KILLED EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ON THIS PAGE!!!!!
...Except Mick, Papa Smurf, and the Panda.

The Panda creeps up really close to Cedric and stares at his eyes.

Cedric stares longingly back in the panda's eyes.

Cedric ad the panda go behind a pick-up truck and "get acquainted".

Suddenly Lukes mom and Richard Simmons appear.

Mick tells her to go away, but she can't because the forklift operator has already left. (Fat people freak him out)

Papa Smurf begins to make fun of Lukes mom for being so horrificly huge.

Lukes mom begins to cry.

Lukes mom cried so much that it flooded the narrow street which is always lined with boats. Even though there was NO water there before. (Weird huh?)

Lukes mom cried so much that see lost a lot of weight! (Who would have known it was all water weight?)

Some dude begins to check Lukes mom out.

Out of nowhere a group of Umpa Lumpas show up and sing an annoying song that chase Lukes mom, Richard Simmons, and the creepy fat dude away.

Mick thanks the Umpa Lumpas and pays them, for he hired them to scare those three away. (See! I told you fat people creep him out)

Out of nowhere, some ant-like dude pops out and threatens to eat Micks spleen.

"You're gross." Says Mick.

Cedric finally emerges from behind the pick-up, straightens his clothes, coughs, then tries to walk off like nothing happened.

Papa Smurf sees Cedric and yells, "You have a little bit of panda hair on the back of your shirt!"

Cedric hears this, then runs away as fast as he can.

"I said, 'I want to eat your spleen!'" Shouts the wanna-be super hero/ant guy.

Papa Smurf says to the ant dude, "Shut up! Nobody cares!"

The ant guys gets upset, cries, then leaves.

Mick looks at Papa Smurf, tells him he's a dick, then proceeds to kick his ass like he was going to in the beginning of the story, before it got all confusing. After the dust settled, Mick drags the unconscious Papa Smurf out to the freeway with some duct tape, then leaves.

Finally, everyone is gone, ecxept for the pick-up, which has been here from the beginning, but never explained.

Slowly the panda creeps out and finds everybody gone

Out of nowhere Lukes mom jumps out and eats the panda, then tries to runaway creating a giant earthquake which knocks over a build that falls on her and kills her.

THE END